“HOWDY! I’m Pip, Jim Cramer’s dog! The first dog to buy bitcoin!! Although Jim didn’t think this was a great idea and saw fit to tell the whole world about it in a viral tweet. After all, only a dog would be dumb enough to buy crypto, right Jim? HILARIOUS!! At least I had my buddy Michael Saylor backing me up…that’s something.
You know what would be legit funny though? If Cramer’s dog flipped his boomer stock portfolio, forcing him to announce live on CNBC that his pooch is GOING TO ZERO!! ”
After all, Jim’s net worth is only a paltry $150M. I think I can do it…ARE YOU WITH ME?!!
The SCARF STAYS ON!!!
Launch
CoinGecko
Dextools / Dexscreener
Twitter Verified
Onboard In-House Animation Team
1,000 Holders
$PIP settles above $1M – LIFTOFF
Content Roadmap
Influencer Partnerships
Bitcoin Ordinals series
3,000 Holders
Flip $10M – HOPE!
Cex listings
Branded marketing
Scarf filters for social media
Call in to Cramer’s Mad Money show!
10,000 holders
Flip $50M – EXCITEMENT!
Tier 1 Cex listings
Mainstream media partnerships
‘Inverse Cramer’, live on CNBC, says $PIP is going to ZERO!!
25,000 Holders
Flip Cramer’s $150M net worth – EUPHORIA!
Mainstream marketing campaigns
Branded Pip scarf fashion line for dogs
Cramer forced to admit he was wrong…AGAIN!’
50,000 Holders
Flip $WIF – HYSTERIA!
Cramer sells all his stock for $Pip
Extreme marketing ideas become reality.
$PIP adorns the Las Vegas Sphere.
Blackrock launches $PIP ETF
200,000 Holders
HIGHER!!! 🚀🚀🚀
Strategic deal with Elon & SpaceX – Pip goes to the moon…LITERALLY!
The Federal Reserve endorses $PIP as an official currency
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